1. I got into a small fender bender because I was thinking about mini burgers.

2. I was hit by a cab in Austin on my way to meeting a friend then after I met up with her, was so flustered that I peed all over my skirt in the ladies room.

3. I have multiple copies of Anna Karenina and One Hundred Years of Solitude.

4. I flooded a hotel bathroom while having wild sex in the shower.

5. I subscribed to Details mag because I felt like they were not as popular as Maxim and needed subscribers.

*Zach Edit: This is the best game, let’s all guess together!!!