Dictionary

best human
noun

  1. A human who contributes positively to the well being of other humans; one who lacks undesirable qualities.

douche chills
noun

  1. Phenomenon of phantom spinal nerve sensation in response to observing or contemplating unacceptable or antisocial behavior, appearances, or mannerisms
  2. The feeling you get when you come in contact with someone who is a douche.
  3. When you yourself have acted in a douche-like manner.

full on
adjective

  1. When a person says or does something that could possibly give you the douche chills, and they have officially fallen completely into some sort of negative category, making them temporarily or permanently a worst human.

geen / va-geen / va-shween
noun

  1. truncated form of the word ‘vagina’ in reference to a person displaying obtuseness, idiocy, or generating unwarranted conflict. More often used as an insult than in reference to anatomy.

kee
interjection

  1. An expression of incredulity, disbelief, or shock.

key
adjective

  1. The quality of something being essential and/or desirable.

nice man / nice men / nice woman / nice women
noun

  1. A human of decent repute.
  2. A fan of Nice Man

interjection

  1. An exclamation used ironically or sarcastically to indicate amused displeasure

speaking words
verb

  1. To babble incoherently at length to the dismay of those around you

taf
adjective

  1. Fat. (spelled backwards)

terrid
adjective

  1. A mix of terrible and horrid, describing an instance of something being unimaginably awful.

worst human
noun

  1. A human who contributes negatively to the well being of other humans; one who displays and practices undesirable qualities and behaviors.
  2. A person who under normal circumstances is a friend, but has recently done something detrimental to his or her own stature (e.g. made an embarrassing mistake, went against social norms).
  3. A stranger who looks or acts like a douche.

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