best human
noun
- A human who contributes positively to the well being of other humans; one who lacks undesirable qualities.
douche chills
noun
- Phenomenon of phantom spinal nerve sensation in response to observing or contemplating unacceptable or antisocial behavior, appearances, or mannerisms
- The feeling you get when you come in contact with someone who is a douche.
- When you yourself have acted in a douche-like manner.
full on
adjective
- When a person says or does something that could possibly give you the douche chills, and they have officially fallen completely into some sort of negative category, making them temporarily or permanently a worst human.
geen / va-geen / va-shween
noun
- truncated form of the word ‘vagina’ in reference to a person displaying obtuseness, idiocy, or generating unwarranted conflict. More often used as an insult than in reference to anatomy.
kee
interjection
- An expression of incredulity, disbelief, or shock.
key
adjective
- The quality of something being essential and/or desirable.
nice man / nice men / nice woman / nice women
noun
- A human of decent repute.
- A fan of Nice Man
interjection
- An exclamation used ironically or sarcastically to indicate amused displeasure
speaking words
verb
- To babble incoherently at length to the dismay of those around you
taf
adjective
- Fat. (spelled backwards)
terrid
adjective
- A mix of terrible and horrid, describing an instance of something being unimaginably awful.
worst human
noun
- A human who contributes negatively to the well being of other humans; one who displays and practices undesirable qualities and behaviors.
- A person who under normal circumstances is a friend, but has recently done something detrimental to his or her own stature (e.g. made an embarrassing mistake, went against social norms).
- A stranger who looks or acts like a douche.
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