Worst Human #4

Since I was dying of thirst, I decided to go to an ABC store next to Waikiki beach. Now, if you know anything about Waikiki, it’s that 1: it is infested with Asian tourists, and 2: it is infested with ABC stores. You can literally walk down one street and you will pass three or four ABC stores. Anyway, I’m in line and these two very taf* women walk in (mom and daughter), they are completely burnt. One of the side effects of being completely sunburnt is that your skin itches and peels. The daughter turns to the mom and asks her to scratch her back for her. She is wearing a bikini and tank top, so her skin is exposed. Which, not to be mean, is disgusting in itself. The mom agrees to scratch her back and it is horrid. Flakes of skin are flying everywhere, and I’m so grossed out to the point of almost gagging. At one point, the mom starts literally pulling the skin off and dropping it on the floor! It was one of those train-wrecks you just have to watch, disgusted. They are definitely the worst humans.

*Taf: Adj, fat spelled backwards

This is a map of the Waikiki area, each of those small orange dots represents an ABC store (a small convenience store with ridiculous prices)

Image Source = Google Maps

 

Eat This! One-Minute Chocolate Cake (Gluten Option)

Photo courtesy of http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/

A lot of you nice men and women have been on a healthy kick recently, and if you’re anything like me, staying away from dessert is the hardest part. At the end of the day when I’m laying in my pajamas, I just crave something sweet. So I thought I better find a solution instead of ending up caving in and binging on a whole bag of Hershey’s kisses (this may or may not have happened before). I wanted to find something that was decadent, easy, yet still not horrible for you. And Voila! I came across this One-minute healthy chocolate cake recipe! Thank you internet. This chocolate cake is a measly 140 calories and has 2g of fat! (with a gluten option for people like Justin). This is probably one of my favorite recipes, just because of how easy it is. You mix all these ingredients together and zap it in the microwave! Best. Another easy recipe suggestion for when you crave something sweet, is melted semi sweet chocolate chips dipped in your favorite fruit like strawberries or frozen bananas and then chilled (great option for the hot summer). But before I start rambling on, I present you with a guilt-free 1 minute chocolate cake!

  • 1 tablespoon plus 2 tsp cocoa powder
  • 3 tablespoons spelt flour (or white, or peanut flour)
  • 1/8 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp sugar (pr evaporated cane juice)
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1 stevia packet (or 1 tablespoon more sugar)
  • 2-3 tsp applesauce (or mashed banana, coconut oil, or vegetable oil)
  • 3 tablespoons skim milk (or milk of choice)
  • 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract

Combine dry ingredients and mix very well. Add liquid, stir, then transfer to a little dish, ramekin, or even a coffee mug. Microwave 30-40 seconds. If you don’t want to eat it straight out of the dish, be sure to spray your dish first (and then wait for it to cool before trying to remove it).

Peanut butter frosting topper (Optional)

(Yields almost 1/2 cup, 55 calories a serving)

  • 1/4 cup peanut butter (or other nut butter)
  • 4-8 tsp pure maple syrup
  • 2 tbsp cocoa powder
  • 4 tsp milk of choice
  • 3/4 tsp pure vanilla extract

Blend everything in a small food processor until mixed well. Store uneaten frosting covered in the fridge.