I’m drunk. Its only like 11pm on a Thursday. I feel guilty for not writing enough Blog posts. I’m lying in my bed and when I try to type so.wyimes .y screen turns sideways and I’m like WTF I WANT TK WRITE RIGJT SIDE UP. wow this is not gonna be enough for a blog […]
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Eat This! Appetizers for Dummies
No actual cooking involved! Lately, I’ve been trying to learn how to cook more things. But cooking is hard! So fuck cooking. Make cold food! If you’re going to a potluck or you’re hosting some sort of gathering in your nest, you should totally get with these super easy little hors d’oeuvres. I […]
Things Old People Have
HAPPY NEW YEAR, NICE GUYS AND GALS! I hope you all had a beautiful holiday! I got a couple of weeks off between semesters and I spent a good chunk of my break cleaning out an old person’s basement. OMG FUN! It was actually super fun. Not even being sarcastic. I love looking through old […]
Popcorn TV is the Worst Show on Television
NO SERIOUSLY. What is up with this show? What does “popcorn TV” even mean and why do they act like they’re going to show us funny videos and then just DON’T?! Sorry. I’ll explain. Popcorn TV is this show that pretends to be America’s Funniest Home Videos (best) mixed with a hidden camera gags show (worst). If you’re not familiar with […]
Hip Hop Squares
On Tuesdays at 11pm, tune in to the show that will remind you you’re living in the craziest century yet: HIP HOP SQUARES. Yes, that’s right. A spin on the once popular Hollywood Squares. You remember that show, right? It’s essentially tic-tac-toe (literal worst game ever) except in this version there’s a celebrity in each […]
I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT TV
Every weekday when my boyfriend goes to work I spend hours watching TV. Sometimes I go to class, but most of the time I think it’s more important to see what’s #1 on Today’s Top Ten Youth Anthems on Much Music (that’s Canada-speak for MTV). Today’s #1 Youth Anthem, by the way, was that song […]