Worst Human #1

Hopefully I can do this situation justice. So in the town where Zach, Brian, and I went to school, there are several Walmarts.  Since I moved to a different apartment once I started grad school, I decided to visit the Walmart I had never been to before because it would be closer to my new location.  Little did I know, it was in the middle of herda-hadda-ville*.  The entire experience was like literally being in a farming town with a population of 300 people.  As I was in the checkout line, I of course started eavesdropping on the couple in front of me.  It was a man and his pregnant girlfriend.  The man was buying a short sleeve button down shirt and proceeded to explain to the cashier that he was going to be cutting off the sleeves to meet his preggo gf’s family for the first time tomorrow at their family BBQ.  He also mentioned that he had the perfect “Larry the Cable Guy” hat to match with his ensemble.  F his life, I can’t believe humans like that exist.  I feel bad for the baby in that woman’s stomach.

*herda-hadda is a term taken from Uhh Yeah Dude (uhhyeahdude.com). It’s a phrase that represents the stereotypical southern U.S. citizen*

4 thoughts on “Worst Human #1

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    Michael J

    November 21, 2012 at 9:02pm

    Dude sounds extremely full on.

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    November 23, 2012 at 8:03pm

    I would rather say F-Amurica, that dudes life does suck, and yes that poor child has no chance at life, but I think the problem is bigger then that guy and his shitty life. BUT I think the best way to go about dealing with this issue is to totally do what you did and mock the fuck out of them until they smarten up. Eventually things will change. Dumb people suck, and they mate a lot. That is an issue. I feel a fullon rant coming, so I will stop. WORD.

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    Heather Rae

    November 23, 2012 at 8:49pm

    The town I grew up in has an official nickname, “RACE CITY, USA.”

    The amount of people there who look like Larry the Cable Guy is greater than the amount of people who know who he is.
    I refuse to go to Walmart anyway, but especially the one there. Worst. So sad people like that exist and are raising little Honey BooBoos all over. eck.

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    November 30, 2012 at 11:32am

    Legitimately waited on a little girl that looked like Honey Booboo the other day in said Race City USA. So upsetting. As you can imagine her family was not much better.

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