Worst Human #3

This situation also has to do with my new apartment location (See Worst Human #1). So it’s my first time having a car on campus and I have a parking spot in the lot behind my building. It was my third day at my new apartment and I got back from running errands to find a mini van parked in my spot! I called the realty company to ask if maybe the person was just parked in the wrong spot, so they took the person’s license plate information and told me that no one with that car lived here and that I’d have to have them towed. Being the caring human that I am, I waited for an hour to see if the person moved their car…they didn’t. So I call the tow truck company and they get here in like five minutes. As I creepily watch the tow truck man from my bedroom window, I see a tiny little Asian woman standing next to him waving a piece of paper around like a psychopath. I was eventually asked to join the discussion and this girl and I realized we were both assigned the same parking spot. Obvi my realty company is a bunch of dickcreams. The tow truck man left and we settled the issue with my realty company. I tried to make light of the situation since this was the first time meeting my neighbor, but all she did was inform me that she didn’t have me towed when I was parked in her spot. Fucker. My realty company and this girl, worst humans.

2 thoughts on “Worst Human #3

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    Heather Rae

    December 11, 2012 at 7:26pm

    Dude that’s awesome and hilarious. How was the tow truck driver though? Nice guy?

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    December 17, 2012 at 4:23pm

    I probably wouldn’t have called a tow truck. Instead I would have parked directly behind her so there was no way she could get out. Then wait for the fun to start… 🙂 You handled it quite well.

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