Worst Human #4

Since I was dying of thirst, I decided to go to an ABC store next to Waikiki beach. Now, if you know anything about Waikiki, it’s that 1: it is infested with Asian tourists, and 2: it is infested with ABC stores. You can literally walk down one street and you will pass three or four ABC stores. Anyway, I’m in line and these two very taf* women walk in (mom and daughter), they are completely burnt. One of the side effects of being completely sunburnt is that your skin itches and peels. The daughter turns to the mom and asks her to scratch her back for her. She is wearing a bikini and tank top, so her skin is exposed. Which, not to be mean, is disgusting in itself. The mom agrees to scratch her back and it is horrid. Flakes of skin are flying everywhere, and I’m so grossed out to the point of almost gagging. At one point, the mom starts literally pulling the skin off and dropping it on the floor! It was one of those train-wrecks you just have to watch, disgusted. They are definitely the worst humans.

*Taf: Adj, fat spelled backwards

This is a map of the Waikiki area, each of those small orange dots represents an ABC store (a small convenience store with ridiculous prices)

Image Source = Google Maps


6 thoughts on “Worst Human #4

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    January 10, 2013 at 6:29pm

    oh god I wish I hadn’t read this while eating

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    January 10, 2013 at 8:07pm

    WOW, that is one of the most gross things possible.

    You should have said that they started to feed the skin to each other, that would have been grosser.

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    January 10, 2013 at 8:39pm

    Is there really a chain of stores called ABC or are you just reaplacing the real name with those 3 letters?

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    January 11, 2013 at 3:18am

    They are really called “ABC Stores” !

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    January 11, 2013 at 6:27pm

    I think there is a few of them in vegas….they sell t shirts and souvenirs and beer? Is that the same place?

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    January 12, 2013 at 4:44am

    Yes and snacks and shit

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